If you believe that medical marijuana is a good "ministry tool..." you might be a heretic.
If you hold "social gatherings" in a strip club...you might be a heretic
If you hold a Christian fight club night and are ridiculed by Stephen Colbert...you might be a heretic.
If you believe in bribing people with giveaways in order to get them into your church instead of giving them the good news of the Gospel...you might be a heretic.
If you rely more on prophecy than you rely on the Bible...you might be a heretic.
You Might Be A Heretic If...
A satirical view on the modern and sometimes not so modern heresies.
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
April 23
If you consider yourself the anointed one and think you are equal with Christ...you might be a heretic.
If your Easter sermon was Star Wars themed...you might be a heretic.
If people leave your church on Easter talking about the aerial acrobats instead of Jesus Christ being risen...you might be a heretic.
If you do an annual sermon series in the summertime based on that summer's blockbuster...you might be a heretic.
If your Easter sermon was all about being "happy" instead of Christ rising from the dead...you might be a heretic (video evidence...)
If your Easter sermon was Star Wars themed...you might be a heretic.
If people leave your church on Easter talking about the aerial acrobats instead of Jesus Christ being risen...you might be a heretic.
If you do an annual sermon series in the summertime based on that summer's blockbuster...you might be a heretic.
If your Easter sermon was all about being "happy" instead of Christ rising from the dead...you might be a heretic (video evidence...)
Monday, April 21, 2014
Monday Funday
If you think that the most important part of Easter is the candy... you might be a heretic.
If your church covered the song "Happy" by Pharrell Williams during Easter worship, complete with beach balls... you might be a heretic.
If you think Jesus death is the important part of Easter... you might be a heretic. (hint: it was his death And his resurrection that is important.)
If you think that Easter is a celebration of Jesus' birthday... you might be a heretic.
If you believe that the resurrection was for the restoration of this world... you might be a heretic.
If your church covered the song "Happy" by Pharrell Williams during Easter worship, complete with beach balls... you might be a heretic.
If you think Jesus death is the important part of Easter... you might be a heretic. (hint: it was his death And his resurrection that is important.)
If you think that Easter is a celebration of Jesus' birthday... you might be a heretic.
If you believe that the resurrection was for the restoration of this world... you might be a heretic.
Friday, April 18, 2014
Good Friday
Today we will be taking a break to look at a sermon given by Rick Gamache, pastor of Sovereign Grace Church in Bloomington, MN, about Good Friday and it's significance. Have a blessed weekend.
Click the link below and enjoy.
Good Friday Sermon
Click the link below and enjoy.
Good Friday Sermon
Thursday, April 17, 2014
April 17
If you believe your experience has more authority than the Bible... you might be a heretic.
If signs and wonders are more important than the Bible to you... You might be a heretic.
If you think that every passage in scripture is prescriptive and none are descriptive... you might be a heretic.
If you think that you are a better Christian than the apostle Paul... You might be a heretic.
If you use an "anointed prayer cloth" you might be a heretic.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
April 15
If you think heresy has something to do with listening... you might be a heretic.
If the word discernment sounds like a foreign language to you... you might be a heretic.
If you think that Paul was a bigot for not letting women preach... you might be a heretic.
When you hear a sermon on law and think you mistook a university lecture hall for your church... you might be a heretic.
If you believe in "wife of Jesus" "gospel" .... you might be a heretic.
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