You Might Be A Heretic If...: April 3rd

Thursday, April 3, 2014

April 3rd

If you think that eisegesis is an acceptable form of bible teaching... You might be a heretic.

If you own a copy of "Love Wins" by Rob Bell... you might be a heretic.
If you listed Benny Hinn as your health insurance provider... you might be a heretic.
If you believe that Christians and Muslims serve the same God... you Are a heretic.

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About the Authors

A little more than a few years ago we whom shall remain anonymous felt the call to study apologetics in order to minister and counter evangelize heretics and those who are unfortunately in these sad situations. However a couple guys can only handle so much bad theology before going insane. This blog and its posts are the culmination of many a lost night of sleep, a jaw dropped in utter disbelief, and several tears shed, which culminated one late night in a way to vent frustration and anger "You might be a heretic if..." In true Jeff Foxworthy style we hold back no punches and leave no realm of heretical Christianity untouched. We here strive to provide a laugh amongst the frustration. We encourage feedback, new jokes, links to other satirical material having to do with heresy, as well as your criticisms. We promise to respond as quick as we can to your messages as we do truly have nothing to do other than sit in our mom's basement on our bean bag chairs eating Cheetos and drinking lots of highly caffeinated beverages.

Thanks and God bless.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

April 3rd

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